Scam Citizen

Reclaimer Star Citizen Ship Girl (2)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Reclaimer, take two. Middle child of the Aegis fleet, which means she gets the salvage and the short end of every stick. She smiles. It does not mean you're welcome.

Polaris & Perseus Star Citizen Ship Girls

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Polaris and Perseus, the dynamic duo. One crouches, one lunges, both look like they're about to end your day. RSI's answer to 'can you make two shipgirls at once.' Sure. Why not.

Polaris Star Citizen Ship Girl (3)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Polaris, promotional edition. She's straddling the ship like a dare. The ship is fine. You are not.

Polaris Star Citizen Ship Girl (2)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Polaris. Silver hair, blue eyes, floating gun turrets, and a smirk that says she already knows your flight plan. Kelvin Industries would like a word.

Perseus Star Citizen Ship Girl (nun)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Perseus as a nun. She floats. She forgives. She will absolutely vaporize you with the SF7B Gatling if you interrupt her prayer.

Perseus Star Citizen Ship Girl (2)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Perseus, mecha edition. Hull number 02. She's got the guns, the attitude, and a calm that's more unsettling than any scream.

Perseus Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Perseus. RSI's big gun ship, now with a girl. She's looking over her shoulder because she knows you're watching and she doesn't care.

MSR Star Citizen Ship Girl (plugsuit)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The MSR in a plugsuit. She's not piloting it. She is the ship. The ship is doing a little pose for you. You're welcome.

Miner's Dream Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

She mined all day. Her arm is a mech gauntlet. Her dream is a capital ship with blue engines. You can tell which one she'd pick if the station exploded.

Javelin Star Citizen Ship Girl (3)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Javelin, take three. Now she's got guns pointing down and a look that says 'stand behind me.' Kelvin Industries approved.

Javelin Star Citizen Ship Girl (2)

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Javelin, again. Same ship, new angle, same 'I am the main character' energy. The community made her. The community loves her.

Javelin Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Javelin. Aegis Dynamics' answer to 'can you make a fighter that looks like an anime character sheet.' Yes. They can. Here it is.

Herald Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Herald. She's bigger than your dock fee and twice as unimpressed. You wave. She files the paperwork.

Hangar Cat Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

Off duty. Energy drink in hand, tail around the crate, dropship parked in the background. She's not your pilot. She's your problem if you wake her.

Drake Vulture Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Vulture. You bought her to move stuff. She moved your life choices instead. Now you're a cargo hauler with a foxgirl and a grudge.

Ares Inferno Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 03 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000

The Ares Inferno. Crusader Industries' capital ship, now with a smug little smile and a cape. She's not angry. She's just 'doing a thing.' The thing is orbital bombardment.

Mustang Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:40:32 +0000

The Mustang. The ship you buy because the trailer made you feel things, and the math that makes you feel fewer of them afterward.

Retaliator Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:39:52 +0000

The Retaliator. You retaliate. The game retaliates harder. Nobody wins. The ship looks cool though.

Aurora Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:39:14 +0000

The Aurora, third try. CIG promised this one would 'feel different.' It feels like a screenshot.

MSR Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:38:56 +0000

The MSR, take two. Same gun, new skin, same 'why is this taking 40 seconds to reload' experience.

Cutlass Black Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:38:29 +0000

The Cutlass Black. The starter ship. You have it. You hate it. You can't sell it. It's a lifestyle now.

Hornet Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:38:00 +0000

The Hornet. It stings. It's small. You can't afford it. Classic.

Titan Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:37:34 +0000

The Titan. It's big. It's a renegade. It's the ship that says 'I don't follow your docking rules.'

Sabre Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:36:57 +0000

The Sabre. It's fast. It's sharp. It's the ship version of 'I'll just grab one thing from the store.'

Scorpius Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:31:25 +0000

The Scorpius. It stings. It's small. It's the ship you buy to feel like you're doing something.

Reclaimer Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 16:30:55 +0000

The Reclaimer. It reclaims things. Mostly your time. And your patience.

Vanduul Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 05:13:55 +0000

A gift for Vanduul. It's not a ship, it's a diplomatic incident in hangar form.

Star Citizen Meme

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 05:13:14 +0000

Eat. Sleep. Dogfight. Repeat. It's not a ship, it's a lifestyle subscription with a 99% chance of refund denial.

Scorpius Star Citizen Ship Girl

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 05:06:25 +0000

The Scorpius. A fighter that stings like a scorpion and costs like a scorpion's rent.

600i Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 11:37:43 +0000

The 600i Super. It does everything the regular 600i does, just with better lighting.

MSR Star Citizen Ship Girl

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 11:34:36 +0000

The MSR. The ship you buy for 'combat.' The combat is mostly you watching your health bar go away.

MSR Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:44:14 +0000

The MSR. A fighter that fights. Slowly. In a way that's technically legal.

MSR Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:44:11 +0000

The MSR, assistant edition. It's the same ship. The 'assistant' is you, checking your balance.

M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:44:09 +0000

The M50, fourth edition. The developers ran out of things to change, so they changed the screenshot.

M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:44:07 +0000

The M50, take three. It's fast. It's cheap. It's the ship you have because the other options cost a kidney.

M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:44:06 +0000

The M50 Orion. The ship you buy to 'get started.' You haven't started. You're in the tutorial.

Hawk Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:44:01 +0000

The Hawk. A fighter that's fast, small, and about as useful as a speedboat in a parking lot.

Hammerhead Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:59 +0000

The Hammerhead. It's big. It's heavy. It hits things. The things are usually other Hammerheads.

Endeavor Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:57 +0000

The Endeavor. The ship they keep 'redesigning.' You've seen the concept art. The concept art has concept art.

Caterpillar Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:56 +0000

The Caterpillar. It crawls. It hauls. It is, in every meaningful sense, a shopping cart with an engine.

Carrack Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:49 +0000

The Carrack. 1,000 credits of cargo space, a price tag like a house, and a dock time that could outlast your mortgage.

Carrack Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:42 +0000

The Carrack. A ship so expensive and slow that you need a waifu to justify the purchase.

Carrack Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:41 +0000

The Carrack, waifu edition. The ship that takes 40 minutes to undock now has a girlfriend.

Behring Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:37 +0000

The Behring. CIG's answer to 'what if we made a cargo ship that looks like a refrigerator?'

Aurora Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:35 +0000

The Aurora. A ship so big it needs its own zip code, now rendered as a girl who is definitely not that big.

Aurora Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:31 +0000

The Aurora, take two. The first one's still in development. This one's in a browser tab.

600i Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:26 +0000

The 600i, take two. Same ship, same price, slightly different angle. You welcome.

600i Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:25 +0000

The 600i. The luxury version of a ship that's already a lie.

600i Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:25 +0000

The 600i. The ship you pretend you can afford while quietly closing your banking app.

350r Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:24 +0000

The 350R racer. You don't race in it. You just drive it around a station and feel like a person.

325a Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:23 +0000

The 325A Ninja. It's fast, it's small, and it's the only ship in the game that gets to wear a bodysuit.

315p Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:23 +0000

The 315P. It's got a cargo bay, a cockpit, and a reason to exist. In that order.

300i Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:22 +0000

The RSI 300i: the ship you buy first, the ship that breaks in six months, and the ship you somehow still have in the hangar.

Talon Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:21 +0000

The Talon. It grabs things. It's fast. It's the ship you want when you're angry at your dock fees.

Superhornet Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:19 +0000

The Superhornet. It's a Hornet. With 'Super' in the name. The upgrade is the adjective.

Retaliator Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:18 +0000

The Retaliator. You buy it to hit things back. The things are usually the game's physics engine.

Retaliator Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:10 +0000

The Retaliator cockpit. The part of the ship where you stare at a screen and feel the weight of your choices.

Prowler Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:43:00 +0000

The Prowler. It prows. It's fast. It's the ship you want to be, in a universe where you have a garage.

Polaris Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:42:59 +0000

The Polaris. A ship so big it needs its own gravity, now drawn as a girl who definitely doesn't.

600i Star Citizen Ship Girl

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:42:57 +0000

The Origin 600i. The luxury version of a ship that's a lie, made by a company that's a lie.

M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 08:30:58 +0000

The M50, variant two. Same ship, new angle, same 'I should have bought a Cutlass' energy.

Star Citizen Meme

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 08:00:51 +0000

UEE Navy propaganda. The ship isn't real. The war isn't real. The hangar fees are very real.