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      <image:caption>The Aurora, third try. CIG promised this one would &#x27;feel different.&#x27; It feels like a screenshot.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MSR, take two. Same gun, new skin, same &#x27;why is this taking 40 seconds to reload&#x27; experience.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Cutlass Black. The starter ship. You have it. You hate it. You can&#x27;t sell it. It&#x27;s a lifestyle now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Hornet. It stings. It&#x27;s small. You can&#x27;t afford it. Classic.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Titan. It&#x27;s big. It&#x27;s a renegade. It&#x27;s the ship that says &#x27;I don&#x27;t follow your docking rules.&#x27;</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Sabre. It&#x27;s fast. It&#x27;s sharp. It&#x27;s the ship version of &#x27;I&#x27;ll just grab one thing from the store.&#x27;</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Scorpius. It stings. It&#x27;s small. It&#x27;s the ship you buy to feel like you&#x27;re doing something.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Reclaimer. It reclaims things. Mostly your time. And your patience.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Vanduul Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>A gift for Vanduul. It&#x27;s not a ship, it&#x27;s a diplomatic incident in hangar form.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Star Citizen Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eat. Sleep. Dogfight. Repeat. It&#x27;s not a ship, it&#x27;s a lifestyle subscription with a 99% chance of refund denial.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-12-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Scorpius Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Scorpius. A fighter that stings like a scorpion and costs like a scorpion&#x27;s rent.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-07-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>600i Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 600i Super. It does everything the regular 600i does, just with better lighting.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-07-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>MSR Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The MSR. The ship you buy for &#x27;combat.&#x27; The combat is mostly you watching your health bar go away.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-06-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>BMM Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The BMM. It&#x27;s big. It&#x27;s mean. The &#x27;sexy&#x27; is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that name.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MSR. A fighter that fights. Slowly. In a way that&#x27;s technically legal.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The MSR, assistant edition. It&#x27;s the same ship. The &#x27;assistant&#x27; is you, checking your balance.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The M50, fourth edition. The developers ran out of things to change, so they changed the screenshot.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The M50, take three. It&#x27;s fast. It&#x27;s cheap. It&#x27;s the ship you have because the other options cost a kidney.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The M50 Orion. The ship you buy to &#x27;get started.&#x27; You haven&#x27;t started. You&#x27;re in the tutorial.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Hawk Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Hawk. A fighter that&#x27;s fast, small, and about as useful as a speedboat in a parking lot.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Hammerhead Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Hammerhead. It&#x27;s big. It&#x27;s heavy. It hits things. The things are usually other Hammerheads.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Endeavor Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Endeavor. The ship they keep &#x27;redesigning.&#x27; You&#x27;ve seen the concept art. The concept art has concept art.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Caterpillar Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Caterpillar. It crawls. It hauls. It is, in every meaningful sense, a shopping cart with an engine.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Carrack Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Carrack. 1,000 credits of cargo space, a price tag like a house, and a dock time that could outlast your mortgage.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Carrack. A ship so expensive and slow that you need a waifu to justify the purchase.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Behring Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Behring. CIG&#x27;s answer to &#x27;what if we made a cargo ship that looks like a refrigerator?&#x27;</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Aurora Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Aurora. A ship so big it needs its own zip code, now rendered as a girl who is definitely not that big.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Aurora, but smaller. The ship is already small. The art made it smaller.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Aurora, take two. The first one&#x27;s still in development. This one&#x27;s in a browser tab.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>890J Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 890J. The name is doing more work than the ship ever will.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>600i Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 600i, take two. Same ship, same price, slightly different angle. You welcome.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>600i Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 600i. The ship you pretend you can afford while quietly closing your banking app.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>600i Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 600i. The luxury version of a ship that&#x27;s already a lie.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>350r Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 350R racer. You don&#x27;t race in it. You just drive it around a station and feel like a person.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>325a Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 325A Ninja. It&#x27;s fast, it&#x27;s small, and it&#x27;s the only ship in the game that gets to wear a bodysuit.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>315p Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 315P. It&#x27;s got a cargo bay, a cockpit, and a reason to exist. In that order.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>300i Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The RSI 300i: the ship you buy first, the ship that breaks in six months, and the ship you somehow still have in the hangar.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Talon Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Talon. It grabs things. It&#x27;s fast. It&#x27;s the ship you want when you&#x27;re angry at your dock fees.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Superhornet. It&#x27;s a Hornet. With &#x27;Super&#x27; in the name. The upgrade is the adjective.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Retaliator Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Retaliator. You buy it to hit things back. The things are usually the game&#x27;s physics engine.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Retaliator Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Retaliator cockpit. The part of the ship where you stare at a screen and feel the weight of your choices.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Prowler. It prows. It&#x27;s fast. It&#x27;s the ship you want to be, in a universe where you have a garage.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The Polaris. A ship so big it needs its own gravity, now drawn as a girl who definitely doesn&#x27;t.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>600i Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Origin 600i. The luxury version of a ship that&#x27;s a lie, made by a company that&#x27;s a lie.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Khartu&#x27;al Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Khartul. It&#x27;s a gunship. The &#x27;NSFW&#x27; is the price tag.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>M50 Star Citizen Ship Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>The M50, variant two. Same ship, new angle, same &#x27;I should have bought a Cutlass&#x27; energy.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Star Citizen Meme</image:title>
      <image:caption>UEE Navy propaganda. The ship isn&#x27;t real. The war isn&#x27;t real. The hangar fees are very real.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/drake-vulture.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Drake Vulture</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Vulture. You bought her to move stuff. She moved your life choices instead. Now you&#x27;re a cargo hauler with a foxgirl and a grudge.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/herald.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Herald</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Herald. She&#x27;s bigger than your dock fee and twice as unimpressed. You wave. She files the paperwork.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/reclaimer-2.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Reclaimer (2)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Reclaimer, take two. Middle child of the Aegis fleet, which means she gets the salvage and the short end of every stick. She smiles. It does not mean you&#x27;re welcome.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>MSR (plugsuit)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The MSR in a plugsuit. She&#x27;s not piloting it. She is the ship. The ship is doing a little pose for you. You&#x27;re welcome.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-10-03</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/javelin.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Javelin</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Javelin. Aegis Dynamics&#x27; answer to &#x27;can you make a fighter that looks like an anime character sheet.&#x27; Yes. They can. Here it is.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Javelin (2)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Javelin, again. Same ship, new angle, same &#x27;I am the main character&#x27; energy. The community made her. The community loves her.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/javelin-3.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Javelin (3)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Javelin, take three. Now she&#x27;s got guns pointing down and a look that says &#x27;stand behind me.&#x27; Kelvin Industries approved.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://scamcitizen.com/post/polaris-perseus.html</loc>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/polaris-perseus.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Polaris &amp; Perseus</image:title>
      <image:caption>Polaris and Perseus, the dynamic duo. One crouches, one lunges, both look like they&#x27;re about to end your day. RSI&#x27;s answer to &#x27;can you make two shipgirls at once.&#x27; Sure. Why not.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Polaris (2)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Polaris. Silver hair, blue eyes, floating gun turrets, and a smirk that says she already knows your flight plan. Kelvin Industries would like a word.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/polaris-3.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Polaris (3)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Polaris, promotional edition. She&#x27;s straddling the ship like a dare. The ship is fine. You are not.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/perseus.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Perseus</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Perseus. RSI&#x27;s big gun ship, now with a girl. She&#x27;s looking over her shoulder because she knows you&#x27;re watching and she doesn&#x27;t care.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2026-10-03</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/perseus-2.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Perseus (2)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Perseus, mecha edition. Hull number 02. She&#x27;s got the guns, the attitude, and a calm that&#x27;s more unsettling than any scream.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://scamcitizen.com/post/perseus-nun.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/perseus-nun.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Perseus (nun)</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Perseus as a nun. She floats. She forgives. She will absolutely vaporize you with the SF7B Gatling if you interrupt her prayer.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://scamcitizen.com/post/ares-inferno.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/ares-inferno.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Ares Inferno</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Ares Inferno. Crusader Industries&#x27; capital ship, now with a smug little smile and a cape. She&#x27;s not angry. She&#x27;s just &#x27;doing a thing.&#x27; The thing is orbital bombardment.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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    <loc>https://scamcitizen.com/post/miner-dream.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/miner-dream.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Miner&#x27;s Dream</image:title>
      <image:caption>She mined all day. Her arm is a mech gauntlet. Her dream is a capital ship with blue engines. You can tell which one she&#x27;d pick if the station exploded.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://scamcitizen.com/post/hangar-cat.html</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://scamcitizen.com/media/hangar-cat.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Hangar Cat</image:title>
      <image:caption>Off duty. Energy drink in hand, tail around the crate, dropship parked in the background. She&#x27;s not your pilot. She&#x27;s your problem if you wake her.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
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